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I don't want the world, just your half.»

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«She's just like any other kind of  woman, only more so.»

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«I even like the cork.»

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«It's gonna take a hundred thoughts to make this one disappear.»

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«Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.»

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«That's a good looking gun you were about to use back there.  Can I see it?  Maybe you'd like to see mine... 

...Nice, awful nice.  You know, there are only two things more beautiful than a good gun:  a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere.  You ever had a good Swiss watch?»

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«It is a kind of love that comes to children before they know its meaning.»

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«He had a mind like Aristotle, and a  form like mortal sin.»

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 «She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing up.»

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«I just wish you had know me before    my medication was adjusted.» 


Junk Drawers

«What's that blue thing doing here?»

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«Alison, will you be my first wife?»

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«You!  Yes, you!  Stand still, laddie!»

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«Me?  I'm not picky, whatever's wounded.»

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«Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?»

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«I made him pay for what he wants.  You make him pay for what he doesn't want.»

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«She's got those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight.»

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«You don't look like a man who'd be interested in first editions.»

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«Of course he has a knife.  He always has a knife.  We all have knives.  It's 1183 and we're barbarians!»

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«I've had a request...nonetheless, here's another song.»

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«If there's one thing I know, it's men.  I ought to.  It's been my life's work.»

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«Narcissus, is there someone else?»

 

Who delivered these amusing lines?  Click here to find out!

Drawer 3A:  Contemporary quotations