I don't want the world, just your half.»
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«She's just like any other kind of woman, only more so.»
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«I even like the cork.»
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«It's gonna take a hundred thoughts to make this one disappear.»
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«Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.»
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«That's a good looking gun you were about to use back there. Can I see it? Maybe you'd like to see mine...
...Nice, awful nice. You know, there are only two things more beautiful than a good gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. You ever had a good Swiss watch?»
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«It is a kind of love that comes to children before they know its meaning.»
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«He had a mind like Aristotle, and a form like mortal sin.»
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«She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing up.»
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«I just wish you had know me before my medication was adjusted.»
Junk Drawers
«What's that blue thing doing here?»
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«Alison, will you be my first wife?»
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«You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!»
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«Me? I'm not picky, whatever's wounded.»
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«Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?»
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«I made him pay for what he wants. You make him pay for what he doesn't want.»
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«She's got those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight.»
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«You don't look like a man who'd be interested in first editions.»
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«Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183 and we're barbarians!»
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«I've had a request...nonetheless, here's another song.»
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«If there's one thing I know, it's men. I ought to. It's been my life's work.»
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«Narcissus, is there someone else?»
Drawer 3A: Contemporary quotations